Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds - Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas - Sweater stretchers, lung protectors - Beach umbrellas, frost detectors - Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice - Jell-o molds and high-beam lights, Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs .
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys - Double lattes, Ode to Joys - Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters - Double-WMD's - MRE's and PFD's - Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes - 99 words for boobs
Gerber servers, holy grails - Whoopee cushions, humpback whales - Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers - Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos - Soft-serve cones and armadillos - Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes - 99 words for boobs
Midget earmuffs, warming globes - Strobes and probes and frontal lobes - Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers - Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers - Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs - Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs - Jogging partners, saline noobs - 99 words for boobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers - Rubber baby buggy bumpers - Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas - Congo bongos, bowling pins - Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins - Those are 99 words for Boobs.
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys - Double lattes, Ode to Joys - Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters - Double-WMD's - MRE's and PFD's - Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes - 99 words for boobs
Gerber servers, holy grails - Whoopee cushions, humpback whales - Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers - Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos - Soft-serve cones and armadillos - Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes - 99 words for boobs
Midget earmuffs, warming globes - Strobes and probes and frontal lobes - Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers - Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers - Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs - Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs - Jogging partners, saline noobs - 99 words for boobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers - Rubber baby buggy bumpers - Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas - Congo bongos, bowling pins - Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins - Those are 99 words for Boobs.
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