Elmer Fudds. No.244

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds - Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas - Sweater stretchers, lung protectors - Beach umbrellas, frost detectors  - Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice  - Jell-o molds and high-beam lights, Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs .

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys - Double lattes, Ode to Joys - Hooters, shooters, physics tutors 
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters - Double-WMD's - MRE's and PFD's - Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes  - 99 words for boobs 

Gerber servers, holy grails - Whoopee cushions, humpback whales - Flying saucers, traffic stoppers 
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers - Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos - Soft-serve cones and armadillos - Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes - 99 words for boobs 

Midget earmuffs, warming globes - Strobes and probes and frontal lobes - Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers - Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers - Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs - Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs  - Jogging partners, saline noobs  - 99 words for boobs 

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers  - Rubber baby buggy bumpers  - Rutabagas, Chi Omegas 
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas  - Congo bongos, bowling pins  - Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins  - Those are 99 words for Boobs.

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