The gutters are full and dripping everywhere- So my friendly neighbour lent me his ladder. A BIG ladder that goes all the way to the top of my house.... Well after finally getting it up against the side of the building, I go half way up and had 'Final Destination' mind flashes about falling to my death... I came back down and I think my genitals retracted back in to my body. Never have I felt less of a man.
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